Puke

Just a few observations:

1.  It never comes at a good time – always middle of the night or right before dinner

2.  Never happens on a solid surface like tile.  Always has to be carpet or bedding.

3.  Comes from out of no where.  Fine one minute, puke coming out the mouth the next.

4.  Always instantly fine afterwards like nothing happened.

5.  Nothing says “let’s get this weekend started like a little puke”