1. Stop talking about alcoholic beverages, especially frozen sweet ones.
2. Quit showing fast food commercials after 7:00pm – especially ones with hamburgers that look oh, oh so good. Seriously, I have not eaten a Big Mac in probably 4 years and I am sure it doesn’t look as good as it does in the commercial but I could really go for some secret sauce right about now.
3. For Craig: Quit making disgusting smelling breakfast stuff.
4. Reorganize the day so that it just doesn’t include the hours 4:00pm – 7:00pm. Those are the hours my stomach doesn’t tend to like.
5. Sell “holiday” candy year round. I love, love, love the bags you can get at Halloween, Christmas and Easter that have the different assortments. After Easter, there are no more holidays before I give birth. What am I going to do? (Stock up – that’s what!!!!)
6. At restaurants, make a pregnancy plate. You should be able to pick about 10 different things off the menu and have about 2 bites of each item arranged nicely on a plate. I make enough decisions in a day, why should I have to decide on one thing for dinner?
Hang in there; be sipping those frozen, sweet, alcoholic bevvies soon enough! (maybe with a juicy burger on the side, lol)
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